You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

Mark

Dream has officially been elected as Brazil’s president

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

polar

@levelsio

Maggdalene

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Jack Butcher

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

wint

I just got home and I already miss my boos.

the best way not to get fired is to never work

andrewchen

Sam Parr

Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me?

Whenever someone criticizes capitalism, I can’t help but think of this:

The 2020 Tesla Roadster will be the fastest production car ever made. With 0 to 60 mph in 1.9 sec, 620 mile range, and 10,000 lb of downforce via active suspension, it will be the first true 21st century car. Production begins in 2020, so order

Elon Musk

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

Ranboo

terfs: i know trans women are women. they are women. they r women. they are w women.

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