i wonder if the cia will let me bring a kitten into the office

wint

My entire life is about science & tech. I will be the greatest science president, ever. And I will be the best president, ever.

Elon Musk

OK, no, not that. That might hurt my feelings.

TommyInnit

its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

ive been lying in bed all day thinking about how i hate math

david 🧋

ive been reading shakespeare since i was 10 and ive never gotten bored

Today I am announcing my retirement from gaming. I've been a gamer my whole life and always dreamed that one day I could make a living doing what I love. However, recently I've realized that I cannot compete with some of the bigger guys out there.

Ranboo

Just sold my soul to satan for 1 million dollars

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin are such good friends. Such good buddies. They’re like two peas in a pod. They’re like two peas in a pod. They’re like two peas in a pod. They’re not peas. They’re peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

Ranboo thought of the day:
Why does every movie about serial killers have to be rated R? Like it’s fine to have some violence but why does it have to be specifically violent or sexual content?

Ranbalt

what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

my 2nd channel is surpassing my first on trending

Technoblade

I can't stand the harry potter characters

SP(ook)Y

george is still asleep, we’re having a sleepover!!!

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