i don’t understand why my professors assign 3 pages of reading for a lecture that’s supposed to be 45 minutes

david 🧋

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Mark

tfw, you wait 10 years for a 10 year reunion then realize 10 years isnt even enough

wint

my mother just asked me if I was ok and I told her I was perfect

dream

2020 is going to be the year of the 2020 vision 🇺🇸

ive been having the worst anxiety attacks all week

I love rx. He‘s basically the kawaii version of me.

じさ | steals Takeomi‘s 🚬 at night

Whenever someone criticizes capitalism, I can’t help but think of this:

The 2020 Tesla Roadster will be the fastest production car ever made. With 0 to 60 mph in 1.9 sec, 620 mile range, and 10,000 lb of downforce via active suspension, it will be the first true 21st century car. Production begins in 2020, so order

Elon Musk

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

I’M NOT ALLOWED TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT ... BUT I’M ALLOWED TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT

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Ranboo

just realized i’ve been taking laxatives since high school

ive had the most educational year of my life

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