Ranboo had a dream that he got fired and woke up crying. Woke up to reality and realized it wasn’t a dream.

Ranbalt

dream

ive been having the worst anxiety attacks all week

david 🧋

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Jack Butcher

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

wint

ive met a dude who hasnt said bro once. im impressed. hes very woke

Welcome to Day 3 of 30 Days of Thankfulness. Today I am thankful for the blessing that my husband is.
My husband is an amazing man. He is loving, caring, intelligent, funny, kind, patient, supportive, and so much more. He is a wonderful father and an even better husband.
He is always willing to help me. He is my biggest fan and supporter. I love my husband so much.
1. He’s

George

I will kill spam, remove bots & trolls & give you a voice in social media

Elon Musk

the best way not to get fired is to never work

andrewchen

i don’t understand why my professors assign 3 pages of reading for a lecture that’s supposed to be 45 minutes

Now this just in, the 2 year old's birthday party was a success, they ate 16 salmon salad sandwiches, ate 12 pieces of cake, and drank 2 pitchers of juice

Ryan Letourneau

I can't stand the harry potter characters

SP(ook)Y

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

Ranboo

good afternoon everyone, this is your last chance...

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