im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

wint

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

Ranboo

I talked myself out of getting bees. But i kept reading about the bee apocalypse and that keeps me up at night

I want to apologize to that girl that stole my picture and posted it on her Instagram.

3 things in my life (that I'm super proud of):

1) 

2) 

3)

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

i heard there's a queen elizabeth ii doll that you can buy at Target. thats kind of cool