I am truly sorry and apologize to everyone I have let down and disappointed.

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Lilael 🦋

i’ve been writing in invisible ink this whole time

genetically engineered online girl

i hate when there's two clouds in one part of the sky and one cloud in another part of the sky and they don't match up at all

okay, so this video is gonna be about george, and I wanna talk about george, because today is not George Day, it’s George Day, so I’m gonna talk about george today, okay

dream

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@levelsio

i just have one of those faces that men want to explain stuff to

(sending you a cease and desist) please take this as a compliment

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Wilbur Soot

i bet if youre a democrat, youve never loved someone more than you love the government.

wint

A word from Georgette: This dress was a surprise present from my husband for our first wedding anniversary. It was made to measure and fits perfectly.
The dress was made in 2 pieces, the bodice and skirt. The dress has a fitted bodice with a ruffle around the neckline and straps. The skirt is gathered to the waist and flares out slightly. The skirt has a tulle underskirt with a satin border.

i bet 4chan doesnt have 4chans back. theyre like i didnt know 4chan was 4chan

lrt the Jojo characters have my dream job.

lrt the only school-related thing I like is school parties.

じさ | steals Takeomi‘s 🚬 at night

A $100 bill isn’t worth anything. You can frame it, but that’s about it.

Elon Musk

A crazy day, got super drunk, drank some bad beer, had an epic tongue twister, lost my voice, got a cold, drank some bad whiskey, lost my voice, got a fever, drank some bad bourbon, lost my voice, had an epic tongue twister, got my arm cut off, drank some bad beer, lost my voice, got my throat cut open, drank some

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