I can’t believe I forgot to make a video today

I was about to go to sleep

ludwig

@levelsio

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

I been talking to my fans (the real fans)

Just sold my soul to satan for 1 million dollars

In 2 years, I’ll finally be a billionaire

Just finished reading a biography of Henry David Thoreau and realized that Thoreau was America's first hippie

im trying to think of a way to create another 3 letter word. got nothing.

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

youve probably heard internet trolls are the new terrorists well guess what im internet terrorists

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no