omg queen elizabeth i still remember the day you were born

prezoh

i bet 4chan doesnt have 4chans back. theyre like i didnt know 4chan was 4chan

wint

so tbh, i’ve never hated anyone as much as i do taylor swift.

david 🧋

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

i feel like i should feel guilty for doing this but i definitely dont

henry/myriad: mind funeral

OK, no, not that. That might hurt my feelings.

TommyInnit

Today I am announcing my retirement from gaming. I've been a gamer my whole life and always dreamed that one day I could make a living doing what I love. However, recently I've realized that I cannot compete with some of the bigger guys out there.

Ranboo

I am obsessed with the idea of being a flower

lauren

(impersonating spock) the illogic of love is irrefutable

genetically engineered online girl

anyway, since i will be dead soon, the only people i care about are my fans. and none of them are here. so im gonna listen to dubstep alone

Bip 🦔

1. how i became a millionaire
2. how i became a millionaire part 2
3. how i became a millionaire part 3
4. how i became a millionaire part 4
5. how i became a millionaire part 5
6. how i became a millionaire part 6
7. how i became

dream

its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

Okay so I finally did locktober and it was fun :)
But damn I like this one.

I have a ton of them.

Little Hammy

Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin are such good friends. Such good buddies. They’re like two peas in a pod. They’re like two peas in a pod. They’re like two peas in a pod. They’re not peas. They’re peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas

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