(In response to the tweet someone sent me regarding my injury)

Mark

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

wint

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

A river is flowing ....
A river is flowing ...
A river is flowing ...
A river is flowing ...

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Jack Butcher

Nothing like a 5 hour car drive with 3 other people you don’t know to bond over some intense Fortnite action 😂

Ranboo

dream

TommyInnit

Tommy/Milo/Toby/Pidge/Bee

1984: “All animals are equal”
2019: “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others”

Elon Musk

A crazy day, got super drunk, drank some bad beer, had an epic tongue twister, lost my voice, got a cold, drank some bad whiskey, lost my voice, got a fever, drank some bad bourbon, lost my voice, had an epic tongue twister, got my arm cut off, drank some bad beer, lost my voice, got my throat cut open, drank some

vinny

The “no one’s going to care” meme is hilarious to me. Like, obviously people care. Like, if someone says “no one’s going to care” to me, I’m going to care. Because I care about things

Big Joel

Sam Parr

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