Ranboo

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

I can't stand the harry potter characters

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

ive met a dude who hasnt said bro once. im impressed. hes very woke

Ranboo is the only person I know who can do 1+1=5

obama's 2008 acceptance speech was the 1st time i cried watching a president speak.

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no