dream

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

do u guys think its weird that i have 3 different accounts on twitter?

Hey thanks you guys for being here it means a lot to me

i havent been getting laid in over a year. im not angry. im just disappointed.

Never tweet anything you wouldn’t want the whole world to see.

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

im trying to think of a way to create another 3 letter word. got nothing.

im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness