Mark

Elon Musk

I talked myself out of getting bees. But i kept reading about the bee apocalypse and that keeps me up at night

gale na

omg I’m getting a hair cut 😂😂😂

Quackity

im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

wint

youve probably heard internet trolls are the new terrorists well guess what im internet terrorists

Just walked by a guy with 10 different phones and 10 different headphones

Ryan Letourneau

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

Yesterday I went to Google HQ with a fake bomb threat and a bunch of cops showed up. (I got escorted out). They told me that Google has a zero-tolerance policy regarding bomb threats, and that if I make another bomb threat in the next six months I will permanently be banned from Google.

Keffals

2:49 - I don't care about the nft community 2:50 - I don't care about the nft community 2:49 - I don't care about the nft community 2:50 - I don't care about the nft community 2:49 - I don't care about the nft community

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Maggdalene

i havent been getting laid in over a year. im not angry. im just disappointed.

Tubbo

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

I am an angry man. I will destroy everything in my world. For I am the Punisher.

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