i walked into a police station and they said do you work here? I said i do now

TommyInnit

2020 is going to be the year of the 2020 vision 🇺🇸

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

wint

Yesterday I went to Google HQ with a fake bomb threat and a bunch of cops showed up. (I got escorted out). They told me that Google has a zero-tolerance policy regarding bomb threats, and that if I make another bomb threat in the next six months I will permanently be banned from Google.

Keffals

Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me?

@levelsio

3 things in my life (that I'm super proud of):

1) 

2) 

3)

Shaan Puri

Just sold my soul to satan for 1 million dollars

Ranboo

My room mate is addicted to heroin.

Literally.. hes addicted.

I don't know what to do

George

So, I have 3 things to say to the youtube community.

ive met a dude who hasnt said bro once. im impressed. hes very woke

You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

Mark

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

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