I want to apologize to that girl that stole my picture and posted it on her Instagram.

Ranboo

I don't like you. I don't like you. I don't like you

Shaan Puri

good afternoon everyone, this is your last chance...

omg I’m getting a hair cut 😂😂😂

i just have one of those faces that men want to explain stuff to

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

A river is flowing ....
A river is flowing ...
A river is flowing ...
A river is flowing ...

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

“I feel really offended when you make jokes about white guys because you just look like every white guy” - a white guy

i walked into a police station and they said do you work here? I said i do now

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

ive met a dude who hasnt said bro once. im impressed. hes very woke

Just walked by a guy with 10 different phones and 10 different headphones