My room mate is addicted to heroin.

Literally.. hes addicted.

I don't know what to do

Ranboo

its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

wint

So, this is what happens when you're running out of ideas for your SMP.

1.2 billion white people 1.2 billion black people 1.2 billion white people 1.2 billion black people

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

I don't like you. I don't like you. I don't like you

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

imagine if all the memes were real. they'd still be memes

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

i wish i could just accost people on the street and be like “hey, you’re handsome”

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord