Cybertruck will be amphibious for short distances, able to travel between small islands

Elon Musk

just had a meltdown after my dad made me get a haircut. it was traumatic.

TommyInnit

Anarcho-Capitalism is not a political ideology. It is a description of the human animal.

1. Max Verstappen is a beast... 😂

2. ...and a car owner... 😂

3. ...and a petrolhead... 😂

4. ...and a racer... 😂

5. ...and a racer... 😂

6. ...and a racer...

Formula 1

ive been having the worst anxiety attacks all week

david 🧋

HEY FOLKS I DONT KNOW IF IVE BEEN TALKING TO YOU OR IF YOUR JUST TALKING TO ME BUT IM TALKING TO EITHER ONE :D

Tommy/Milo/Toby/Pidge/Bee

1. 5 y/o boy with no friends
2. 13 y/o girl with no friends
3. 17 y/o boy with no friends
4. 18 y/o girl with no friends
5. 21 y/o boy with no friends
6.

crumbkin

i wish i could be as dumb as that girl over there

Patrick 🦉

Hey thanks you guys for being here it means a lot to me

Ranbalt

omg i love it when the cheese in the cheezits gets hard

When you die, if you get to choose between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, then eternal happiness is better than eternal nothingness.

Yesterday I went to Google HQ with a fake bomb threat and a bunch of cops showed up. (I got escorted out). They told me that Google has a zero-tolerance policy regarding bomb threats, and that if I make another bomb threat in the next six months I will permanently be banned from Google.

Keffals

My new song :)

“I Don’t Know How to Dance”

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