Just sold my soul to satan for 1 million dollars

Ranboo

My skin has tightened up so much I look like I’m 12

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

wint

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

Welcome to Day 3 of 30 Days of Thankfulness. Today I am thankful for the blessing that my husband is.
My husband is an amazing man. He is loving, caring, intelligent, funny, kind, patient, supportive, and so much more. He is a wonderful father and an even better husband.
He is always willing to help me. He is my biggest fan and supporter. I love my husband so much.
1. He’s

George

Now this just in, the 2 year old's birthday party was a success, they ate 16 salmon salad sandwiches, ate 12 pieces of cake, and drank 2 pitchers of juice

Ryan Letourneau

i don’t understand why my professors assign 3 pages of reading for a lecture that’s supposed to be 45 minutes

david 🧋

its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

My room mate is addicted to heroin.

Literally.. hes addicted.

I don't know what to do

im trying to think of a way to create another 3 letter word. got nothing.

mcc mcc mcc mcc mcc mcc mcc mcc mcc mcc mcc mcc mcc mcc mcc mcc mcc mcc mcc mcc mcc mcc mcc mcc mcc mcc mcc mcc mcc mcc mcc mcc mcc mcc

dream

1 MONTH AND 5 DAYS AGO WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH WE LOVED THIS GAME.

Quackity

I just got home and I already miss my boos.

Mark

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

Tweet Hunter

Generate Tweets like @pukicho with AI

Generate tweets on the same tone and same topic than @pukicho with our AI Twitter Tool

Last Generated Tweets by the community

Want to drive more opportunities from Twitter?