Twitter should be banned, because free speech is more important than making money

Elon Musk

No American should ever fear being shot while shopping at a hardware store, going to church, or going to the movies.

President Biden

Ranboo

When you die, if you get to choose between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, then eternal happiness is better than eternal nothingness.

The claw machine gave me a unicorn today, and my unicorn was unhappy about it.

So I took it back.

is it the gov thats gonna make everyone take anti depressants?

wint

I just found a $1 bill in my back pocket.

Jerma

i lied to myself for so long that i was normal and that i had something to offer the world

david 🧋

ive been reading shakespeare since i was 10 and ive never gotten bored

omg I’m getting a hair cut 😂😂😂

Quackity

What I got from playing FFXV again.

-The combat system is great.
-The story is great.
-The world is great.
-The characters are great.
-The soundtrack is great.
-Everything else is garbage.

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

ive had the most educational year of my life

ive been getting like 3-4 emails a day saying “hey u r awesome” and “im so glad u exist” from random strangers

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