1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

wint

Building Beautiful things is a Passion not a Career.

Ashish ✦ ashuxi.eth

I will kill spam, remove bots & trolls & give you a voice in social media

Elon Musk

I don't like you. I don't like you. I don't like you

Shaan Puri

its like i cant even but with more profanity.

I love rx. He‘s basically the kawaii version of me.

じさ | steals Takeomi‘s 🚬 at night

Ranboo

Welcome to Day 3 of 30 Days of Thankfulness. Today I am thankful for the blessing that my husband is.
My husband is an amazing man. He is loving, caring, intelligent, funny, kind, patient, supportive, and so much more. He is a wonderful father and an even better husband.
He is always willing to help me. He is my biggest fan and supporter. I love my husband so much.
1. He’s

George

(looking at picture of daughter next to stack of cash) nice. shes getting so big *looks at daughter again* whats she doing?

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

Last September I came out as gay and ever since then my life has been amazing. I have met tons of new people and I have become a better me. However, I started to realize that recently I was changing. I was becoming someone I hate. Someone who doesn’t care about other people and only cares about himself. Someone who puts himself before his friends. And that’s the kind of person I don’t want to be. So, while I am still gay, I am going back to the closet.

dream

my mother just asked me if I was ok and I told her I was perfect

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