Maggdalene

void emily () {}

5 years in. 5 more years to go. Let’s see what happens.

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

I don't like you. I don't like you. I don't like you

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Hey thanks you guys for being here it means a lot to me

in 5 years time im going to be a millionaire

We're here to build products, not portfolios.

youve probably heard internet trolls are the new terrorists well guess what im internet terrorists

im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.