im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

wint

Sam Parr

When you design a Product, it's not just a visual thing.

i made my own version of an amish firetruck. i named it the firetruck of amish logic

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

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im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

i am a goddess
i am a goddess
i am a goddess
i am a goddess
i am a goddess
i am a goddess
i am a goddess
i am a goddess
i am a goddess
i am a goddess

Just finished reading a biography of Henry David Thoreau and realized that Thoreau was America's first hippie

i run a startup and i’m currently considering hiring a new employee. i’m just worried about how they’re going to respond to my toxic masculinity.