i lied to myself for so long that i was normal and that i had something to offer the world

david 🧋

is it the gov thats gonna make everyone take anti depressants?

wint

HEY GUYS, JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I AM NOT DEAD. THE CHANNEL IS STILL GOING ON AND I STILL POST VIDEOS EVERY DAY.

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

just realized the 2 highest grossing movies of all time are ice age and ice age 2

I just realized I am no longer a teenager

how am i supposed to know i’m not eating a cockroach if no one tells me

Just been banned from the Apple Store for filming a 5 minute video on how to take apart a Macbook Pro

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

Never tweet anything you wouldn’t want the whole world to see.

A 5-year-old girl just asked me: “Why does Twitter have so many fake accounts?”