ive been reading shakespeare since i was 10 and ive never gotten bored

david 🧋

i wonder if the cia will let me bring a kitten into the office

wint

1. 5 y/o boy with no friends
2. 13 y/o girl with no friends
3. 17 y/o boy with no friends
4. 18 y/o girl with no friends
5. 21 y/o boy with no friends
6.

TommyInnit

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

Ranboo

I’m gonna be on Venus, and Venus is gonna be on Venus.

Jerma

“My parents wanted me to be a doctor or a lawyer so I studied science...” - that doctor is gonna be dead in 5 years

mesh509

i may be an 8 but im a 8 thats pretty hot

genetically engineered online girl

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

good afternoon everyone, this is your last chance...

Jack Butcher

A river is flowing ....
A river is flowing ...
A river is flowing ...
A river is flowing ...

Wilbur Soot

just realized george is 22 years old today

dream

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

ive been playing minecraft for 7 years straight rn

fool s

I’m just gonna say it, if the world ended right now I’d probably be fine. I’m such a nihilist

The Scarlet Pumpernickel

Cybertruck will be amphibious for short distances, able to travel between small islands

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