i feel like i should feel guilty for doing this but i definitely dont

henry/myriad: mind funeral

thank you guys so much for all of your support, it means the world to me.

dream

my 2nd channel is surpassing my first on trending

Technoblade

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

Ranboo

Welcome to Day 3 of 30 Days of Thankfulness. Today I am thankful for the blessing that my husband is.
My husband is an amazing man. He is loving, caring, intelligent, funny, kind, patient, supportive, and so much more. He is a wonderful father and an even better husband.
He is always willing to help me. He is my biggest fan and supporter. I love my husband so much.
1. He’s

George

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Wilbur Soot

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what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

wint

Whenever someone criticizes capitalism, I can’t help but think of this:

The 2020 Tesla Roadster will be the fastest production car ever made. With 0 to 60 mph in 1.9 sec, 620 mile range, and 10,000 lb of downforce via active suspension, it will be the first true 21st century car. Production begins in 2020, so order

Elon Musk

My skin has tightened up so much I look like I’m 12

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

Tommy/Milo/Toby/Pidge/Bee

Twitter is not the place for important discussions

i bet if youre a democrat, youve never loved someone more than you love the government.

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