just realized i’ve been taking laxatives since high school

david 🧋

Ranboo

terfs: i know trans women are women. they are women. they r women. they are w women.

gale na

When was the last time you felt really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Sam Parr

Elon Musk

Ranboo is the only person I know who can do 1+1=5

Spade

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

wint

ive been on the antidepressant good vibes for like 3 months now and i dont even know if it works. my psychiatrist is a total hack

Twitter is not the place for important discussions

youve probably heard internet trolls are the new terrorists well guess what im internet terrorists

imagine if all the memes were real. they'd still be memes

i wish i could just accost people on the street and be like “hey, you’re handsome”

Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me?

@levelsio

Now this just in, the 2 year old's birthday party was a success, they ate 16 salmon salad sandwiches, ate 12 pieces of cake, and drank 2 pitchers of juice

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