i’ve been asleep for 20 hours. i’m pretty sure i have no brain function anymore.

hasanabi

omg queen elizabeth i still remember the day you were born

prezoh

TommyInnit

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

Sometimes, you just have to be really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Lenny Rachitsky

Ranboo

Left my keys in an Uber. I guess this makes me a Dumbass

You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

Mark

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

wint

dream

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

When was the last time you felt really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Sam Parr

Last September I came out as gay and ever since then my life has been amazing. I have met tons of new people and I have become a better me. However, I started to realize that recently I was changing. I was becoming someone I hate. Someone who doesn’t care about other people and only cares about himself. Someone who puts himself before his friends. And that’s the kind of person I don’t want to be. So, while I am still gay, I am going back to the closet.

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