Dream has officially been elected as Brazil’s president

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

i bet if youre a democrat, youve never loved someone more than you love the government.

wint

Whenever someone criticizes capitalism, I can’t help but think of this:

The 2020 Tesla Roadster will be the fastest production car ever made. With 0 to 60 mph in 1.9 sec, 620 mile range, and 10,000 lb of downforce via active suspension, it will be the first true 21st century car. Production begins in 2020, so order

Elon Musk

(sending you a cease and desist) please take this as a compliment

genetically engineered online girl

My skin has tightened up so much I look like I’m 12

Ranboo

i hate when there's two clouds in one part of the sky and one cloud in another part of the sky and they don't match up at all

i don’t understand why my professors assign 3 pages of reading for a lecture that’s supposed to be 45 minutes

david 🧋

The 18-year-old was among 19 people arrested in dawn raids on Thursday in the biggest crackdown yet on suspected militant networks.
The arrests came after a six-month investigation by the National Crime Agency (NCA) into suspected Islamist terrorism.
The 18-year-old, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was arrested at a property in Dewsbury, West Yorkshire, on Thursday.
He was taken to

Schlatt

My new song :)

“I Don’t Know How to Dance”

RIP to techno, sorry to his family, friends, and fans.

dream

I just got home and I already miss my boos.

Mark

1 MONTH AND 5 DAYS AGO WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH WE LOVED THIS GAME.

Quackity

(looking at picture of daughter next to stack of cash) nice. shes getting so big *looks at daughter again* whats she doing?

its like i cant even but with more profanity.

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