polar

“I feel really offended when you make jokes about white guys because you just look like every white guy” - a white guy

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

my mother just asked me if I was ok and I told her I was perfect

dream

i’m gonna put 2 shows on mute while i finish this paper

david 🧋

hello im kanye west and im 99% sure im kanye west 😂

hyaAAHFUCKAGHOST

When you design a Product, it's not just a visual thing.

Ashish ✦ ashuxi.eth

i feel like i should feel guilty for doing this but i definitely dont

henry/myriad: mind funeral

I don’t know what to do anymore

I have thought long and hard and decided that I will die today

Ranbalt

1984: “All animals are equal”
2019: “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others”

Elon Musk

I am obsessed with the idea of being a flower

lauren

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Wilbur Soot

tfw, you wait 10 years for a 10 year reunion then realize 10 years isnt even enough

wint

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i made my own version of an amish firetruck. i named it the firetruck of amish logic

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