i made my own version of an amish firetruck. i named it the firetruck of amish logic

wint

just realized the 2 highest grossing movies of all time are ice age and ice age 2

Ryan Letourneau

Ranboo had a dream that he got fired and woke up crying. Woke up to reality and realized it wasn’t a dream.

Ranbalt

Philza Minecraft

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

Never tweet anything you wouldn’t want the whole world to see.

Elon Musk

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

A $100 bill isn’t worth anything. You can frame it, but that’s about it.

1. 5 y/o boy with no friends
2. 13 y/o girl with no friends
3. 17 y/o boy with no friends
4. 18 y/o girl with no friends
5. 21 y/o boy with no friends
6.

TommyInnit

I am obsessed with the idea of being a flower

lauren

obama's 2008 acceptance speech was the 1st time i cried watching a president speak.

hasanabi

We were lucky to survive.

Lucky, he said, is a sailor's word.

You choose your own words, I said.

And you, he added, have chosen well.

I won't forget, I said.

And I won't forget you, either, he said.

...i'm not saying we can never make another star wars movie but if we do, i'm dead...

Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️ (doom patrol enjoyer)

Ok so like I’m tired. Like really tired. My brain hurts. I can’t focus. I need to sleep.

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