Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

Ranboo

i’ve been asleep for 20 hours. i’m pretty sure i have no brain function anymore.

hasanabi

BREAKING: senator joe biden has tested positive for covid

transgender marx

omg I’m getting a hair cut 😂😂😂

Quackity

Tommy/Milo/Toby/Pidge/Bee

i bet if youre a democrat, youve never loved someone more than you love the government.

wint

Cass 🏳️‍⚧️

i hate that mcc bc i hate that mcc bc i hate that mcc bc i hate that mcc bc i hate that mcc bc i hate that mcc bc i hate that mcc bc i hate that mcc bc i hate that mcc bc i hate that mcc

soph(antom) 👻🐷 | TOTK IN 200 DAYS!

Last September I came out as gay and ever since then my life has been amazing. I have met tons of new people and I have become a better me. However, I started to realize that recently I was changing. I was becoming someone I hate. Someone who doesn’t care about other people and only cares about himself. Someone who puts himself before his friends. And that’s the kind of person I don’t want to be. So, while I am still gay, I am going back to the closet.

Yesterday I went to Google HQ with a fake bomb threat and a bunch of cops showed up. (I got escorted out). They told me that Google has a zero-tolerance policy regarding bomb threats, and that if I make another bomb threat in the next six months I will permanently be banned from Google.

Keffals

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

Maggdalene

Bip 🦔

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

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