my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

wint

Today Hillary won more votes than Donald Trump did in 2016.

So, this is what happens when you're running out of ideas for your SMP.

Kaz ♛

Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me?

@levelsio

my mother just asked me if I was ok and I told her I was perfect

dream

I will kill spam, remove bots & trolls & give you a voice in social media

Elon Musk

3 things in my life (that I'm super proud of):

1) 

2) 

3)

Shaan Puri

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽

the best way not to get fired is to never work

andrewchen

just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

TommyInnit

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

Ranboo

I actually really like Pulisic, he’s a well rounded player. He’s good in attack, good in defence and has a bit of pace

Zi🤟🏿

Sam Parr

A river is flowing ....
A river is flowing ...
A river is flowing ...
A river is flowing ...

Wilbur Soot

its like i cant even but with more profanity.

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