Just sold my soul to satan for 1 million dollars

Ranboo

just realized i’ve been taking laxatives since high school

david 🧋

Ranboo had a dream that he got fired and woke up crying. Woke up to reality and realized it wasn’t a dream.

You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

My entire life is about science & tech. I will be the greatest science president, ever. And I will be the best president, ever.

my mother just asked me if I was ok and I told her I was perfect

the best way not to get fired is to never work

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

ive met a dude who hasnt said bro once. im impressed. hes very woke

everyone, the moment you die, remember that this moment is exactly HOW IT SHOULD BE

Ranboo sickness update:
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ive been having the worst anxiety attacks all week

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