(i’m not an autist but i’m not not an autist) i...i’m just imagining a man

genetically engineered online girl

what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

wint

The real reason I wanted to post this is that I want to say im sorry to the 2 individuals who were hurt as a result of my comments, and to my friends who are LGBTQ+. I respect all of your identities and your humanity. I hope that people reading this know that I never intended to offend anyone. I understand my comments hurt people, and that is not something that I take lightly. I also want to say that I will continue to be an ally.

Ranboo

im trying to think of a way to create another 3 letter word. got nothing.

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

Sapnap and me are best friends and we’re like brothers. we work together every single day, from recording, to editing, to planning, to social, to minecraft, to everything. we literally do everything together.

George and I were in fortnite and we both got 1 kill and 1 assist

dream

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

ive been reading shakespeare since i was 10 and ive never gotten bored

david 🧋

(karma) if you knew me in real life you would know that i’m really kind hearted and generous

i just have one of those faces that men want to explain stuff to

just realized the 2 highest grossing movies of all time are ice age and ice age 2

Ryan Letourneau

i’ve been writing in invisible ink this whole time

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