You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

Mark

ive been on the antidepressant good vibes for like 3 months now and i dont even know if it works. my psychiatrist is a total hack

wint

Ranboo sickness update:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ranbalt

Now this just in, the 2 year old's birthday party was a success, they ate 16 salmon salad sandwiches, ate 12 pieces of cake, and drank 2 pitchers of juice

Ryan Letourneau

My skin has tightened up so much I look like I’m 12

Ranboo

okay, so this video is gonna be about george, and I wanna talk about george, because today is not George Day, it’s George Day, so I’m gonna talk about george today, okay

dream

I can't stand the harry potter characters

SP(ook)Y

Maggdalene

i’m gonna put 2 shows on mute while i finish this paper

david 🧋

the best way not to get fired is to never work

andrewchen

good afternoon everyone, this is your last chance...

Jack Butcher

i walked into a police station and they said do you work here? I said i do now

TommyInnit

obama's 2008 acceptance speech was the 1st time i cried watching a president speak.

hasanabi

polar

1984: “All animals are equal”
2019: “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others”

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