i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽

tfw u sent ur mom ur ig password but she didn’t change her password so u still get a 404 whenever u try to log in

dream

ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

Sometimes, you just have to be really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Lenny Rachitsky

I am an angry man. I will destroy everything in my world. For I am the Punisher.

pobnellion

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

11:30pm and i’m already picking out my outfit for tomorrow

david 🧋

good afternoon everyone, this is your last chance...

Jack Butcher

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

Ranboo

i wonder if the cia will let me bring a kitten into the office

wint

void emily () {}

What I got from playing FFXV again.

-The combat system is great.
-The story is great.
-The world is great.
-The characters are great.
-The soundtrack is great.
-Everything else is garbage.

Jerma

Cybertruck will be amphibious for short distances, able to travel between small islands

Elon Musk

just realized george is 22 years old today

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