void emily () {}

Elon Musk

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

Ranboo

I love rx. He‘s basically the kawaii version of me.

じさ | steals Takeomi‘s 🚬 at night

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

wint

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

When you die, if you get to choose between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, then eternal happiness is better than eternal nothingness.

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

i don’t understand why my professors assign 3 pages of reading for a lecture that’s supposed to be 45 minutes

david 🧋

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

Mark

Sam Parr

im trying to think of a way to create another 3 letter word. got nothing.

1 MONTH AND 5 DAYS AGO WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH WE LOVED THIS GAME.

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