im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

wint

i feel like i should feel guilty for doing this but i definitely dont

henry/myriad: mind funeral

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

Because George is funny and cute and awesome and Dream is terribly handsome

Sapnap

ive been on the antidepressant good vibes for like 3 months now and i dont even know if it works. my psychiatrist is a total hack

Just finished reading a biography of Henry David Thoreau and realized that Thoreau was America's first hippie

Glass Bead Gamer

Twitter is not the place for important discussions

Elon Musk

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

Sometimes, you just have to be really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Lenny Rachitsky

My skin has tightened up so much I look like I’m 12

Ranboo

When you design a Product, it's not just a visual thing.

Ashish ✦ ashuxi.eth

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

ive met a dude who hasnt said bro once. im impressed. hes very woke

In 2 years, I’ll finally be a billionaire

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