3 things in my life (that I'm super proud of):

1) 

2) 

3)

Shaan Puri

I’m just gonna say it, if the world ended right now I’d probably be fine. I’m such a nihilist

The Scarlet Pumpernickel

good afternoon everyone, this is your last chance...

ive been playing minecraft for 7 years straight rn

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

Cybertruck will be amphibious for short distances, able to travel between small islands