Just sold my soul to satan for 1 million dollars

Ranboo

the best way not to get fired is to never work

andrewchen

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

in 5 years time im going to be a millionaire

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

Left my keys in an Uber. I guess this makes me a Dumbass

3 things in my life (that I'm super proud of):

1) 

2) 

3)

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

my pc is dying and i’m LITERALLY IN BED HELP

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