TommyInnit

i don’t understand why my professors assign 3 pages of reading for a lecture that’s supposed to be 45 minutes

david 🧋

im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

guys im gonna try something. im gonna open this boi with a quote from the bible. im not gonna say who said it, im not gonna say

Ranboo had a dream that he got fired and woke up crying. Woke up to reality and realized it wasn’t a dream.

i wonder if the cia will let me bring a kitten into the office

I can't stand the harry potter characters

my 2nd channel is surpassing my first on trending

...i'm not saying we can never make another star wars movie but if we do, i'm dead...

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

A $100 bill isn’t worth anything. You can frame it, but that’s about it.

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus