1.2 billion white people 1.2 billion black people 1.2 billion white people 1.2 billion black people

gale na

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

wint

1 MONTH AND 5 DAYS AGO WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH WE LOVED THIS GAME.

Quackity

i don’t understand why my professors assign 3 pages of reading for a lecture that’s supposed to be 45 minutes

david 🧋

Now this just in, the 2 year old's birthday party was a success, they ate 16 salmon salad sandwiches, ate 12 pieces of cake, and drank 2 pitchers of juice

Ryan Letourneau

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

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Wilbur Soot

i wish i could just accost people on the street and be like “hey, you’re handsome”

how am i supposed to know i’m not eating a cockroach if no one tells me

My room mate is addicted to heroin.

Literally.. hes addicted.

I don't know what to do

Ranboo

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

I just got home and I already miss my boos.

Mark

I will kill spam, remove bots & trolls & give you a voice in social media

Elon Musk

everyone, the moment you die, remember that this moment is exactly HOW IT SHOULD BE

SungWon Cho

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

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