Ranboo

omg i love it when the cheese in the cheezits gets hard

david 🧋

I want to apologize to that girl that stole my picture and posted it on her Instagram.

WHAT A NIGHT. 20M IN 24 HOURS. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING

My room mate is addicted to heroin.

Literally.. hes addicted.

I don't know what to do

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

good afternoon everyone, this is your last chance...

what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

A river is flowing ....
A river is flowing ...
A river is flowing ...
A river is flowing ...

Okay so I finally did locktober and it was fun :)
But damn I like this one.

I have a ton of them.

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

The Twitter Rules apply to everyone, including me. I don’t always follow them myself, but that’s beside the point.