ive been lying in bed all day thinking about how i hate math

david 🧋

ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

wint

Never tweet anything you wouldn’t want the whole world to see.

Elon Musk

Okay, so when you subscribe, you get an email notification that there's a new video.

TommyInnit

I am an angry man. I will destroy everything in my world. For I am the Punisher.

pobnellion

Anarcho-Capitalism is not a political ideology. It is a description of the human animal.

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

i bet if youre a democrat, youve never loved someone more than you love the government.

void emily () {}

i wonder if the cia will let me bring a kitten into the office

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

Ranboo

Hey thanks you guys for being here it means a lot to me

Ranbalt

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

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