tfw, you wait 10 years for a 10 year reunion then realize 10 years isnt even enough

wint

i walked into a police station and they said do you work here? I said i do now

TommyInnit

A crazy day, got super drunk, drank some bad beer, had an epic tongue twister, lost my voice, got a cold, drank some bad whiskey, lost my voice, got a fever, drank some bad bourbon, lost my voice, had an epic tongue twister, got my arm cut off, drank some bad beer, lost my voice, got my throat cut open, drank some

vinny

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

i’ve been playing minecraft for 20 years, and i’m still in awe of how the game keeps getting better

SungWon Cho

Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me?

@levelsio

okay, so this video is gonna be about george, and I wanna talk about george, because today is not George Day, it’s George Day, so I’m gonna talk about george today, okay

dream

OK, so
1. The DreamSMP
2. The DreamSMP Finale
3. The DreamSMP Finale Livestream
4. A DreamSMP Finale Twitter Party
5. A DreamSMP Finale Facebook Party
6. The DreamSMP Finale Livestream
7. A

Wilbur Soot

Because George is funny and cute and awesome and Dream is terribly handsome

Sapnap

Ranboo

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Jack Butcher

the best way not to get fired is to never work

andrewchen

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