just realised its been 3 months since i tweeted on this account

George

TommyInnit

1984: “All animals are equal”
2019: “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others”

Elon Musk

Philza Minecraft

Ranboo is the only person I know who can do 1+1=5

Spade

imagine if all the memes were real. they'd still be memes

wint

Now this just in, the 2 year old's birthday party was a success, they ate 16 salmon salad sandwiches, ate 12 pieces of cake, and drank 2 pitchers of juice

Ryan Letourneau

Never tweet anything you wouldn’t want the whole world to see.

just realized i’ve been taking laxatives since high school

david 🧋

my mother just asked me if I was ok and I told her I was perfect

dream

its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

So, this is what happens when you're running out of ideas for your SMP.

Kaz ♛

Dream has officially been elected as Brazil’s president

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

I can't stand the harry potter characters

SP(ook)Y

Welcome to Day 3 of 30 Days of Thankfulness. Today I am thankful for the blessing that my husband is.
My husband is an amazing man. He is loving, caring, intelligent, funny, kind, patient, supportive, and so much more. He is a wonderful father and an even better husband.
He is always willing to help me. He is my biggest fan and supporter. I love my husband so much.
1. He’s

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