1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

Today I am announcing my retirement from gaming. I've been a gamer my whole life and always dreamed that one day I could make a living doing what I love. However, recently I've realized that I cannot compete with some of the bigger guys out there.

Ranboo

Bip 🦔

A word from Georgette: This dress was a surprise present from my husband for our first wedding anniversary. It was made to measure and fits perfectly.
The dress was made in 2 pieces, the bodice and skirt. The dress has a fitted bodice with a ruffle around the neckline and straps. The skirt is gathered to the waist and flares out slightly. The skirt has a tulle underskirt with a satin border.

dream

Ranboo had a dream that he got fired and woke up crying. Woke up to reality and realized it wasn’t a dream.

Ranbalt

“I feel really offended when you make jokes about white guys because you just look like every white guy” - a white guy

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

Ranboo thought of the day:
Why does every movie about serial killers have to be rated R? Like it’s fine to have some violence but why does it have to be specifically violent or sexual content?

When you die, if you get to choose between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, then eternal happiness is better than eternal nothingness.

Elon Musk

how am i supposed to know i’m not eating a cockroach if no one tells me

david 🧋

To all fans who have inquired about the recent disappearance of the 1-Up Mushroom: I have removed it from the game. Regular content will now resume.

Supper Mario Broth

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what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

wint

George

guys im gonna try something. im gonna open this boi with a quote from the bible. im not gonna say who said it, im not gonna say

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

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