i made my own version of an amish firetruck. i named it the firetruck of amish logic

wint

Welcome to Day 3 of 30 Days of Thankfulness. Today I am thankful for the blessing that my husband is.
My husband is an amazing man. He is loving, caring, intelligent, funny, kind, patient, supportive, and so much more. He is a wonderful father and an even better husband.
He is always willing to help me. He is my biggest fan and supporter. I love my husband so much.
1. He’s

George

tfw, you wait 10 years for a 10 year reunion then realize 10 years isnt even enough

i bet 4chan doesnt have 4chans back. theyre like i didnt know 4chan was 4chan

(picking up my dolls and tenderly kissing them on their cheeks) i love you my babies

genetically engineered online girl

Just finished reading a biography of Henry David Thoreau and realized that Thoreau was America's first hippie

Glass Bead Gamer

i havent been getting laid in over a year. im not angry. im just disappointed.

okay, so this video is gonna be about george, and I wanna talk about george, because today is not George Day, it’s George Day, so I’m gonna talk about george today, okay

dream

OK, so
1. The DreamSMP
2. The DreamSMP Finale
3. The DreamSMP Finale Livestream
4. A DreamSMP Finale Twitter Party
5. A DreamSMP Finale Facebook Party
6. The DreamSMP Finale Livestream
7. A

Wilbur Soot

(i’m not an autist but i’m not not an autist) i...i’m just imagining a man

(karma) if you knew me in real life you would know that i’m really kind hearted and generous

just created 2 new nfts using CRISPR. one is the MewTwo of pitbulls and the other is the MewTwo of monkeys. now im going to test them both on nft apes

1. Deleting all my videos
2. Making more
3. Making them better
4. Making them funnier
5. Making them better, funnier, better, funnier
6. Making them better, funnier, better, funnier, better, funnier, better, funnier, better, funnier, better, funnier

TommyInnit

Whenever someone criticizes capitalism, I can’t help but think of this:

The 2020 Tesla Roadster will be the fastest production car ever made. With 0 to 60 mph in 1.9 sec, 620 mile range, and 10,000 lb of downforce via active suspension, it will be the first true 21st century car. Production begins in 2020, so order

Elon Musk

In 2 years, I’ll finally be a billionaire

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