PLEASE HELP ME I'M GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW :(

Tubbo

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

Hey thanks you guys for being here it means a lot to me

I’m gonna be on Venus, and Venus is gonna be on Venus.

I will pay no attention to what the media says about me, because propaganda is as evil as anything I’ve ever done

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

I actually really like Pulisic, he’s a well rounded player. He’s good in attack, good in defence and has a bit of pace

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

good afternoon everyone, this is your last chance...

You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.