okay, so this video is gonna be about george, and I wanna talk about george, because today is not George Day, it’s George Day, so I’m gonna talk about george today, okay

dream

Today I am announcing my retirement from gaming. I've been a gamer my whole life and always dreamed that one day I could make a living doing what I love. However, recently I've realized that I cannot compete with some of the bigger guys out there.

Ranboo

Just sold my soul to satan for 1 million dollars

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

wint

the FBI just kicked my door in looking for the 2 fugitives, 2 fugitives?!?

tehlamb

i’ve been asleep for 20 hours. i’m pretty sure i have no brain function anymore.

hasanabi

omg I’m getting a hair cut 😂😂😂

Quackity

Yesterday I went to Google HQ with a fake bomb threat and a bunch of cops showed up. (I got escorted out). They told me that Google has a zero-tolerance policy regarding bomb threats, and that if I make another bomb threat in the next six months I will permanently be banned from Google.

Keffals

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY! 

I'M A BIG FAN OF SAINT PATRICK'S DAY, I'M ALSO A BIG FAN OF GREEN THINGS, WHO WOULDN'T BE? :D

aimsey

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

2:49 - I don't care about the nft community 2:50 - I don't care about the nft community 2:49 - I don't care about the nft community 2:50 - I don't care about the nft community 2:49 - I don't care about the nft community

nope1game

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

“I feel really offended when you make jokes about white guys because you just look like every white guy” - a white guy

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