Just been banned from the Apple Store for filming a 5 minute video on how to take apart a Macbook Pro

TommyInnit

Left my keys in an Uber. I guess this makes me a Dumbass

Hey thanks you guys for being here it means a lot to me

Ranbalt

Tommy/Milo/Toby/Pidge/Bee

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

Ranboo

“My parents wanted me to be a doctor or a lawyer so I studied science...” - that doctor is gonna be dead in 5 years

mesh509

Elon Musk

dream

I don’t know what to do anymore

I have thought long and hard and decided that I will die today

When was the last time you felt really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Sam Parr

i may be an 8 but im a 8 thats pretty hot

genetically engineered online girl

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

wint

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

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