guys im gonna try something. im gonna open this boi with a quote from the bible. im not gonna say who said it, im not gonna say

wint

We're here to build products, not portfolios.

Ashish ✦ ashuxi.eth

We were lucky to survive.

Lucky, he said, is a sailor's word.

You choose your own words, I said.

And you, he added, have chosen well.

I won't forget, I said.

And I won't forget you, either, he said.

Wilbur Soot

i’ve been writing in invisible ink this whole time

genetically engineered online girl

Dream has officially been elected as Brazil’s president

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

Ranboo

My entire life is about science & tech. I will be the greatest science president, ever. And I will be the best president, ever.

Elon Musk

When you die, if you get to choose between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, then eternal happiness is better than eternal nothingness.

i am so sexy and funny and weird and misunderstood and horny and sad and angry and cool and just generally awesome

Tubbo

i feel like i should feel guilty for doing this but i definitely dont

henry/myriad: mind funeral

dream

Hey folks :)

I will be streaming tomorrow at 2:30 pm est. I will be playing Hitman which I hope will solve any lingering questions you guys have about who I am ;)

Ranbalt

its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

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