just realized i’ve been taking laxatives since high school

david 🧋

Building Beautiful things is a Passion not a Career.

Ashish ✦ ashuxi.eth

I’M NOT ALLOWED TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT ... BUT I’M ALLOWED TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT

just gonna finish my 24h stream then im done! :)

Philza Minecraft

Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin are such good friends. Such good buddies. They’re like two peas in a pod. They’re like two peas in a pod. They’re like two peas in a pod. They’re not peas. They’re peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

1. 5 y/o boy with no friends
2. 13 y/o girl with no friends
3. 17 y/o boy with no friends
4. 18 y/o girl with no friends
5. 21 y/o boy with no friends
6.

TommyInnit

i bet if youre a democrat, youve never loved someone more than you love the government.

wint

I don’t know what to do anymore

I have thought long and hard and decided that I will die today

Ranbalt

“I feel really offended when you make jokes about white guys because you just look like every white guy” - a white guy

its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

how am i supposed to know i’m not eating a cockroach if no one tells me

i made my own version of an amish firetruck. i named it the firetruck of amish logic

@levelsio

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

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