i heard there's a queen elizabeth ii doll that you can buy at Target. thats kind of cool

pregabalin puuppy

1 MONTH AND 5 DAYS AGO WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH WE LOVED THIS GAME.

Quackity

Just walked by a guy with 10 different phones and 10 different headphones

Ryan Letourneau

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

wint

HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY! 

I'M A BIG FAN OF SAINT PATRICK'S DAY, I'M ALSO A BIG FAN OF GREEN THINGS, WHO WOULDN'T BE? :D

aimsey

I am an angry man. I will destroy everything in my world. For I am the Punisher.

pobnellion

My room mate is addicted to heroin.

Literally.. hes addicted.

I don't know what to do

Ranboo

Mark

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

Hey thanks you guys for being here it means a lot to me

Ranbalt

The emerging field of social media manipulation is too dangerous to be ignored. I will be dedicating more resources to this problem

Elon Musk

Yesterday I went to Google HQ with a fake bomb threat and a bunch of cops showed up. (I got escorted out). They told me that Google has a zero-tolerance policy regarding bomb threats, and that if I make another bomb threat in the next six months I will permanently be banned from Google.

Keffals

“I feel really offended when you make jokes about white guys because you just look like every white guy” - a white guy

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

omg i love it when the cheese in the cheezits gets hard

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