im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

wint

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

Maggdalene

omg ive been saying chelsea should sign zidane forever

Overlord

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

3 things in my life (that I'm super proud of):

1) 

2) 

3)

Shaan Puri

Cybertruck handles like a sports car because it is one.

Elon Musk

dream

lrt the Jojo characters have my dream job.

lrt the only school-related thing I like is school parties.

じさ | steals Takeomi‘s 🚬 at night

When you design a Product, it's not just a visual thing.

Ashish ✦ ashuxi.eth

Sometimes, you just have to be really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Lenny Rachitsky

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

(In response to the tweet someone sent me regarding my injury)

Mark

i always feel like when i say something to friends i say too much

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