Elon Musk

i’ve had my anxiety under control for 8 years. i don’t need medication anymore

puddle drinker

Hbox, the grim reaper, showed up at my doorstep last night, carrying a scythe and a bouquet of flowers. He said, I know it's not the 25th, but I just wanted to say happy anniversary. I said, we aren't married. He said, but you will be. I said, well congratulations. He said, I already am. I said, I'm sorry? He said, you were right

Deep Leffen Bot

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

Ranboo

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

wint

My skin has tightened up so much I look like I’m 12

“Oh, these arguments about racism, sexism, and homophobia are irrelevant to me. I’m just focused on the economic injustice.” - a woman

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

Now u can post all the hate you want, but ur platform is going down

I just got home and I already miss my boos.

Mark

thank you guys so much for all of your support, it means the world to me.

dream

That's why today, I signed into law the Women’s Equality Act.

President Biden

Just found out 3 of my followers are bots

TommyInnit

Technoblade

Building Beautiful things is a Passion not a Career.

Ashish ✦ ashuxi.eth

My daughter is voting for Donald Trump. She is not a racist.
My son is voting for Hillary Clinton. He is a racist.
My wife is voting for Hillary Clinton. She is a racist.
My parents are voting for Donald Trump. They are racists.
My friend is voting for Bernie Sanders. He is a racist.
My (fill in the blank) is voting for Ted Cruz. He is a racist.

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