Whenever someone criticizes capitalism, I can’t help but think of this:

The 2020 Tesla Roadster will be the fastest production car ever made. With 0 to 60 mph in 1.9 sec, 620 mile range, and 10,000 lb of downforce via active suspension, it will be the first true 21st century car. Production begins in 2020, so order

Elon Musk

i can’t believe the supreme court voted for 2 states to have the same right as the other 49. now they can force women to get abortions.

hasanabi

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ichika

Cybertruck handles like a sports car because it is one.

...i'm not saying we can never make another star wars movie but if we do, i'm dead...

Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️ (doom patrol enjoyer)

my mother just asked me if I was ok and I told her I was perfect

dream

prezoh

i wish i could just accost people on the street and be like “hey, you’re handsome”

david 🧋

George

Now this just in, the 2 year old's birthday party was a success, they ate 16 salmon salad sandwiches, ate 12 pieces of cake, and drank 2 pitchers of juice

Ryan Letourneau

my pc is dying and i’m LITERALLY IN BED HELP

nephyrAHHH!!!!

OK, so
1. The DreamSMP
2. The DreamSMP Finale
3. The DreamSMP Finale Livestream
4. A DreamSMP Finale Twitter Party
5. A DreamSMP Finale Facebook Party
6. The DreamSMP Finale Livestream
7. A

Wilbur Soot

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

wint

just realized the 2 highest grossing movies of all time are ice age and ice age 2

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