im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

wint

BREAKING: senator joe biden has tested positive for covid

transgender marx

My room mate is addicted to heroin.

Literally.. hes addicted.

I don't know what to do

Ranboo

im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

okay, so this video is gonna be about george, and I wanna talk about george, because today is not George Day, it’s George Day, so I’m gonna talk about george today, okay

dream

A river is flowing ....
A river is flowing ...
A river is flowing ...
A river is flowing ...

omg i love it when the cheese in the cheezits gets hard

david 🧋

Yesterday I went to Google HQ with a fake bomb threat and a bunch of cops showed up. (I got escorted out). They told me that Google has a zero-tolerance policy regarding bomb threats, and that if I make another bomb threat in the next six months I will permanently be banned from Google.

Keffals

Last September I came out as gay and ever since then my life has been amazing. I have met tons of new people and I have become a better me. However, I started to realize that recently I was changing. I was becoming someone I hate. Someone who doesn’t care about other people and only cares about himself. Someone who puts himself before his friends. And that’s the kind of person I don’t want to be. So, while I am still gay, I am going back to the closet.

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