i am so sexy and funny and weird and misunderstood and horny and sad and angry and cool and just generally awesome

genetically engineered online girl

i’ve been writing in invisible ink this whole time

1. 5 y/o boy with no friends
2. 13 y/o girl with no friends
3. 17 y/o boy with no friends
4. 18 y/o girl with no friends
5. 21 y/o boy with no friends
6.

TommyInnit

how am I supposed to get super high when I can’t smoke weed

little lord fuckleroy

This is me, and anyone who disagrees with me is a bot.

Elon Musk

Bip 🦔

The emerging field of social media manipulation is too dangerous to be ignored. I will be dedicating more resources to this problem

My room mate is addicted to heroin.

Literally.. hes addicted.

I don't know what to do

Ranboo

guys im gonna try something. im gonna open this boi with a quote from the bible. im not gonna say who said it, im not gonna say

wint

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

i feel like i should feel guilty for doing this but i definitely dont

henry/myriad: mind funeral

Today I am announcing my retirement from gaming. I've been a gamer my whole life and always dreamed that one day I could make a living doing what I love. However, recently I've realized that I cannot compete with some of the bigger guys out there.

I want to apologize to that girl that stole my picture and posted it on her Instagram.

You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

Mark

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

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